Tuesday, September 23, 2008

You really feel old when...

you ask a girl sitting next to you in your algebra review class "has it been a while since you've taken a math class too?" and she replies "oh, well I'm still in high school..."

Seriously, shoot me now.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Is it bizarre...

that sometimes I have a burning desire to be like a Stepford Wife?

Seriously...I want to wear the constrictive, but absolutely adorable, little dresses, have my hair coiffed every day, always have something wonderful baking in the oven, and dinner on the table every day when my husband comes home. And surely I would have kids if I could be guaranteed that they would always be clean and well-behaved! It's just too bad that I don't have robotic insides and an un-opinionated temperment. ;)

ETA - I just realized (as I was clicking on another episode) that this newfound obsession stems from watching way too many episodes of AMC's Mad Men on On Demand lately!